Congress must have a lot of time on their hands!

Because they are working on solving problems that I sure as hell don't care about!
Here is a quote from Representative Tom Davis - (R) Virginia:

“How is the average American supposed to look at the size, strength and speed of today's NFL linebackers and not conclude that they might be taking performance-enhancing drugs? ”

Tom, how about this question, from me:
"How is the average American supposed to look at the size, strength, and slowness of today's federal government and not conclude that they might be taking appropriation-enhancing, out of control spending, over taxing, corporate hand-outs?"

Solve that one for me, then you can worry about Donovan McNabb spiking his Chunky Soup!

Like, how about trim this list for me:
http://www.cagw.org/site/PageServer?pagename=reports_pigbook2005

rather than trimming the bench press poundage from NFL Linemen!