No more "sexy" cheerleading moves in Texas

For the past few days Google News has been feeding me information for my stance on privatizing school. Today it's this ridiculous article. This bill:

"Already lawmakers in the Texas House have approved a bill to ban sexually suggestive dance moves "

Hahahahahahahaah! Who the heck decides what moves are too "sexually suggestive"???????!!!!!

Also, quoting from the article:

"The bill's author, Rep. Al Edwards, also a Democrat from Houston, responded by noting that the activity that would be banned "is like sex -- you'll know it when you see it." "

hhahhhahahahaahhaahhaahahah

That is just too funny! Imagine sitting in a gym between quarters in a basketball game. The cheerleaders run out to the gym smiling, but making sure there smiles aren't too sexy. Then they do their routine, making sure that any hip movements are very modest in nature. And I guess there will be sexually suggestive police standing on the sideline, taking notes!

Wow. Well, chalk up another point to the privatize side of the argument. Because then, school management and the PTA will decide what is overtly sexual, not legislators hundreds of miles away!